Start Dating a chemical engineer

Dating a chemical engineer

You’ll be made to feel welcome from the very first day, forming strong bonds with your professors and fellow students that will benefit you professionally and personally.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for and enduring relationship. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other, and you can go to the lab and get some work done." A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. " The man below says, "Yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering thirty feet above this field." "You must work in Engineering or Information Technology," says the balloonist. "How did you know." "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be a Program Manager." "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?

Chemical engineering is a broad-based discipline, with roots in chemistry, math, physics, and biology.

While about 80 percent of potential jobs are found in the chemical industry, chemical engineering’s interdisciplinary nature means potential careers run the gamut.

So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures--the whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help.