Start Dating in your late twenties

Dating in your late twenties

It took sacrifice, effort, and focus – but you took the time and found a career that keeps you, if not always 100% motivated, at least interested for now. Somewhere fashionable with friends on a Saturday afternoon?

Those now-coupled-up friends from high school or university are only making this more difficult.

They have little interest in parties, going out, the kind of things single people do when they want to meet people.

Quick as a flash, from the age of 25 onwards you started to see more and more friends announcing engagements on Facebook. early babies (at least, it seems that way to the rest of us who can’t even imagine being married yet).

Avo and dating in your twenties are the EXACT SAME IN EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO EVER. You flirted with the idea of incorporating avo into your lunch (in earshot of the avocado, which caused it to hold a glimmer of hope, you cruel wench), but then you went and had a chia pudding instead. It’s sad really, because your wanky chia pudding wasn’t as satisfying as you thought it would be and you really wish you followed through on your promise to the avocado, but now someone else is enjoying your avo’s company, and you are sad and alone. This grey Ewok business is not what you had envisaged AT ALL. And let’s all be honest here, you knew Guac was trouble from the get-go. The final straw is when guacamole cheats on you on New Years Eve (confession: we may or may not be getting slightly personal here).