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Losing a mother is one of life's toughest curveballs, and Nas makes no attempt to mask that, to great effect.

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I used to go to a men's hairdresser…" - Party Tricks and Secret Talents (50 stories) - "Reflexes. Examining the big ethical and religious issues of the week on Sunday Morning Live. When I'm not regretting my career choices, I sing in a covers band. The story of my first actual introduction to the internet is for another time.

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But I was close to tears when I found out Popeye had died last week. ooh and my animal loving flatmate was most excited to be given the job of looking after the university rats at kcl.